Moustaches.

Today I came home and turned on my laptop as usual. I signed in and my startup programs did their thing. It's part of my routine to check out the current events on MSN which usually leads me to look at strange medical mysteries.

Today I ended up looking at a man who had cancer inside of his actual head. He had to have bits of his face, head and his whole nose removed.

While it was a sad story and his new prosthetic face was neat, I came to a conclusion. Mustaches are potentially the biggest turn-off I've ever seen. If and when I marry someday, I hope to find someone I love but also someone attractive, like 100% of every species' population.

I can tolerate a guy whose body may not be that of an abercrombie model. Or maybe doesn't have perfect teeth or hair. But facial hair and acne are two things I can't tolerate. Bodies can be improved, but not easily. Teeth as well. Hair is circumstantial. Facial hair is really not that difficult. Honestly, every guy should shave at least once every day. Preferrably twice. Oh, and do some manscaping too. Acne. I get it. It happens. But when guys have disgustingly bad acne and don't do anything about it, it grosses me out. ESPECIALLY when they're older and just have scars left over.

But enough about that topic..

I know certain people would like me to write about them, but I feel like there is absolutely no transition that would make combining those two articles okay.

H.O.B.O. <3

P.s. If you haven't figured it out, "H.O.B.O." is just short for "Have One, Be One." It was completely unintentional.